Comments on: # http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:50:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: Wess http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-193 Wess Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:15:26 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-193 How I love the tinterweb. From fig rolls to wasps and sex cylinders via Take That Helplines in less time than it takes to type '6 legged fetish'. Sex cylinder - now that's one thing there should never be a national shortage of. Whatever it is. How I love the tinterweb. From fig rolls to wasps and sex cylinders via Take That Helplines in less time than it takes to type ‘6 legged fetish’.

Sex cylinder - now that’s one thing there should never be a national shortage of. Whatever it is.

]]> By: JM http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-192 JM Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:15:00 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-192 Re. Wess' question: it's one to ponder, isn't it? Did you know that Marcel Duchamp did a drawing entitled 'Wasp, or Sex Cylinder'? I'm not sure if that's relevant... Re. Wess’ question: it’s one to ponder, isn’t it?

Did you know that Marcel Duchamp did a drawing entitled ‘Wasp, or Sex Cylinder’? I’m not sure if that’s relevant…

]]> By: Wess http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-191 Wess Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:54:24 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-191 Surely detaining 'fucking wasps' must be quite hard? Catching them in the act is not only an invasion of arthropod privacy but surely they don't bother with foreplay or hang about too long either. I mean, would you like getting fruity with a partner bearing 6 legs and 3 body segments?? Actually... Surely detaining ‘fucking wasps’ must be quite hard? Catching them in the act is not only an invasion of arthropod privacy but surely they don’t bother with foreplay or hang about too long either. I mean, would you like getting fruity with a partner bearing 6 legs and 3 body segments??

Actually…

]]> By: thehitchcockblonde http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-190 thehitchcockblonde Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:26:48 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-190 Ah, Nature. She's a peach, and with a sense of humour, to boot. Ah yes, moment of madness with the Murdoch thing; my vitriol burst the banks of News Corp and dribbled out into Associated News. Amends duly amended. Ah, Nature. She’s a peach, and with a sense of humour, to boot. Ah yes, moment of madness with the Murdoch thing; my vitriol burst the banks of News Corp and dribbled out into Associated News. Amends duly amended.

]]> By: JM http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-189 JM Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:18:12 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-189 I think I read somewhere that each different type of fig tree depends upon a different type of wasp for its pollination; one of those wonderful things that Nature seems to do for its own amusement, it seems. And while Murdoch is responsible for many, many bad things, I'm not sure it's fair to lay the blame for the Standard and Daily Mail at his reptilian feet. There are other nasty, nasty people that need to be blamed for those. I think I read somewhere that each different type of fig tree depends upon a different type of wasp for its pollination; one of those wonderful things that Nature seems to do for its own amusement, it seems.

And while Murdoch is responsible for many, many bad things, I’m not sure it’s fair to lay the blame for the Standard and Daily Mail at his reptilian feet. There are other nasty, nasty people that need to be blamed for those.

]]> By: thehitchcockblonde http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-188 thehitchcockblonde Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:47:45 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-188 There should be a helpline, like the one they set up when Take That broke up. Come to think of it, they should have set one up when Take That got back together. There should be a helpline, like the one they set up when Take That broke up. Come to think of it, they should have set one up when Take That got back together.

]]> By: Wess http://hitchcock-blonde.com/2008/04/23/figrolls/#comment-187 Wess Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:44:23 +0000 http://hitchcockblondeblog.wordpress.com/?p=245#comment-187 Ah, that would explain it. My daughter is the keenest of keen fig roll fans and she has been beside herself of late, rocking backwards and forwards with the glazed eye of a dribbling crown green gardener fearful of Christmas-Club-money-based arrest. Our local supermarket has had a sad empty space between the custard creams and Hob Nobs for far too long now. I am alas (but I have no knockers?) about to break her little heart with this news. But she will forgive me. When she's 60. Ah, that would explain it. My daughter is the keenest of keen fig roll fans and she has been beside herself of late, rocking backwards and forwards with the glazed eye of a dribbling crown green gardener fearful of Christmas-Club-money-based arrest. Our local supermarket has had a sad empty space between the custard creams and Hob Nobs for far too long now. I am alas (but I have no knockers?) about to break her little heart with this news. But she will forgive me. When she’s 60.

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